Kerri

Kerri

I could give Paula Deen a run for her money. 3 months, 2 weeks ago

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Karen O and the Kids- Rumpus 3 months, 4 weeks ago

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If Shakespeare were alive in the 20th century, he would have been writing for Three's Company. 3 months, 4 weeks ago

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…and why didn't anybody tell me? 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Thank the heavens for their Sale rack. 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I touched a Magic Mouse today. It was sexy. It was also seventy dollars. So I will be continuing to constantly clean my Mighty Mouse's dirty nipple for the time being. 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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I forgot how fncking funny Bil Cosby is. Or maybe it's just that I've had too much absinthe.
(In other news, it took me five tries to type "I' in favor of "o", "P", "d" and "p".) At least I still care about punctuation when I'm drunk. (I'll see of that's actually true when I'm sober).* The red "spell check" underlines at least make obvious spelling mistakes more obvious.**

*I'm thankful for Simler in that I don't have to leave this ridiculous message on my facebook page for my mother to read.

**Yes, I am that much of a geek that I still use double-footnotes and care about spelling when I"m drunk. Wanna make something of it? 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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www.apostrophe.me
Pass it on to the apostrophe ignorant.

Today I saw a blog where one commenter "corrected" another commenter's correct use of the apostrophe. I nearly imploded. 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Zooey Deschanel, Tina Fey and Ashley Judd.
My girl tastes are diverse. 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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In my oh so esteemed opinion, "bleu cheese" should either be called "bleu chevre" or "blue cheese". The mix of languages messes with my lexicographic OCD. Just sayin'. 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I could totally win the pale skin contest. If this were a contest. If I could win anything, and this were a contest, this is the contest I would win. Totally. 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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If I just sit here long enough in front of the internets, billable hours will come to me. 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I am going to have an affair with Mr. Eaves. 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Dr. Dog - Hang On

(aah-ahh, dar, dar) 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I've been avoiding this tag, because I don't want to admit it. People I know find my sarcasm too harsh. I'm trying to stop. Really.

No, really. 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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Stop with the poochy-lipped profile pics. No, it doesn't make you look sexy. 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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"Never go with a hippy to a second location."
— Jack Donaghy 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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"One is happy as a result of one's own efforts once one knows the necessary ingredients of happiness: simple tastes, a certain degree of courage, self denial to a point, love of work, and above all, a clear conscience."
— George Sand 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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I miss the bite-sized chocolatey goodness of my youth. 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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Baby? Ruth. 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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Truly outrageous. Truly, truly. Truly. Outrageous. 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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I get a strange joy out of posting on some topic, and having to fill out a CAPTCHA that seems somehow related. 4 months, 4 weeks ago

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I tried to get the Zooey hair cut, but it's impossible to recreate the cuteness. 4 months, 3 weeks ago