MLEApparently I caught the office stomach virus. Feel like cuss. At least I know I don't have to add Lamb to the list of meats my body can't handle. #silverlining3 days, 1 hour ago
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So this morning as I was waiting for the bus, I saw this guy riding his bike towards me. I thought he looked pretty weird sitting all upright on this bike, mushroom helmet on. Then as he got closer I realized that it was BUS CREEPER! GAH! I quickly turned my back to him, but I KNOW he recognized me. FREAK. I just can't get away!!! 6 days, 15 hours ago
- Drunken Aftermath
YIPES. Saturday night was a doosey! Started with some pre-drinking at my neighbor's place so I could meet their friend Jimmy, then on to a bachelorette party in which I got completely trashed, had my cell phone stolen, and somehow made it home without remembering anything....
The best part was when I woke up in the morning, I saw that I somehow had a little kids sweatshirt in my possession. WHA- ?? Then my neighbors knocked on my door for me to go over and have breakfast with them, and Jimmy proceeded to tell me all about what happened between the hours of 1-3AM. It included (but was not limited to) the following:
Jimmy comes 'home' to find me passed out in front of my neighbor's door, face down, feet up on their big water jugs, head teetering on the edge of the stair case. He finds my keys, unlocks my door, carries me to my bed and makes sure to lock my front door behind him. Then some time later, I show up at his door telling him I'm cold and I need him to build me a fire. Then we proceed to have all sorts of conversation about books, movies, cell phones (I told him to get his gun and go find the guy who stole my phone), body fitness, basketball, football.................. I really have no recollection of this. But then somehow I made it back over to my own house in my own bed, and luckily I was dealing with a decent person who didn't take advantage of my complete drunken state. To hear him tell these stories while my neighbors were cracking up, I couldn't believe what a mess I was. I've never been that drunk. WOW. It was funny to hear the stories, but also so embarrassing, as I had *just* met this dude that night. Ah well. Carpe Diem 1 week, 6 days ago 
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Hope they are purple enough. 2 weeks, 2 days ago- Confessions
Sometimes I like to stand naked in front of my front room window. It gives me some strange excitement thinking that somebody just MIGHT look up to the second story and see me. [naked]2 weeks, 4 days ago
- workaholic
This is me last week and this week. I hate it. It stresses me out. Does stress burn a TON of calories? Cause all I want to do is EAT.. Like there is no satiation for my hunger. And yet I feel like I have absolutely no energy to work out. Please [make it stop] !! 2 weeks, 4 days ago
- Holy SHMEEE!
Two dinners AND a full bowl of ice cream with tons of caramel sauce and magic shell. Just one of those nights. Blaming it on the spreadsheets. 2 weeks, 5 days ago
- What Are You Listening To?
Gorillaz' new album that doesn't release until next week. However, you can get a free listen via the ALL GREAT [NPR]:
www.npr.org
You're welcome, errybody 2 weeks, 6 days ago 
MLEHi.
I haven't been on Simler much recently because I'm a little busy but here's your depressing word.
Morte.
Have a nice day. 3 weeks ago- 2010 Olympics
They really should have let the women's half pipe go before the men's. Shaun White really ruined the wow-factor for me. Watching the women just seemed like child's play. Sad. 1 month ago
- Movie Quotes
"The 'I'm Sorry' card. The 'I'm Sorry' emails. The 'I'm Sorry' flowers. How about not doing anything to be 'I'm Sorry' for?"
(loosely quoted, as I don't have the movie at work; nor is this quote anywhere on the internet) 1 month ago - letters to nowhere
Dear You
SUCKER! You thought I was just going to let it slide and not bring it up. This makes sense because that's how I normally operate; I don't like confrontation. But I'm tired of you taking advantage of my friendship, and I take pleasure in watching you squirm. So..
IN YOUR FACE, you CUSSIN' CUSSHOLE
1 month ago 
MLEA. The Brians.
B. There are enough attitudes around this place... do make me get one too. #clustercuss
C. Im so glad you exist
that is all.
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- Robert Jackson 1 month ago
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